delilahsdawson:

GPOY.

The tall blonde lets out a cry of despairSays, “Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair.”

delilahsdawson:

GPOY.

The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair
Says, “Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair.”

(via brontebds13)

This mug will count sheep so you don’t have to.

This mug will count sheep so you don’t have to.

Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy. They do not attack people because they want to, but because of their size and strength, mankind has no other choice but to defend himself. After several stories such as this, people end up having a kind of affection for the monsters. They end up caring about them.

Ishiro Honda (via ironiconion)

This quote is so rarely printed in its entirety. Fantastic.

(via astoundingbeyondbelief)

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unwrapping:

Find All Your Tumblr Tags: I stumbled on a chronological list of all my tags in the Tumblr dashboard source code. Where did this handy list come from? Last month, Tumblr shifted from separate posting forms to inline dashboard posting. Tumblr also moved my list of 163 tags to the dashboard’s HTML, so I’m prompted with my previous tags as I type. To see your tags, view your dashboard source, then run a find (Ctrl-F on Windows or Command-F on Mac) for Tumblr.USER_TAGS in the source code.
Learn how to view HTML source in… Google Chrome, Apple Safari, Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer.
Update: If you have thousands upon thousands of tags, this tip may not show all of your tags.

unwrapping:

Find All Your Tumblr Tags: 
I stumbled on a chronological list of all my tags in the Tumblr dashboard source code. Where did this handy list come from? Last month, Tumblr shifted from separate posting forms to inline dashboard posting. Tumblr also moved my list of 163 tags to the dashboard’s HTML, so I’m prompted with my previous tags as I type. To see your tags, view your dashboard source, then run a find (Ctrl-F on Windows or Command-F on Mac) for Tumblr.USER_TAGS in the source code.

Learn how to view HTML source in… Google Chrome, Apple SafariMozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer.

Update: If you have thousands upon thousands of tags, this tip may not show all of your tags.

"Words fail me," she said—but, like most people who say that, she somehow managed to continue.
Annie on my Mind, Nancy Garden

(via gxesio)

Pretty soon I’ll be getting on my first plane
I’ll see the veins of my city like they do in space
Lorde, “Tennis Court”
Get down,” he whispered.

“I’m way ahead of you,” Jamie said from the floor
Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon’s Lexicon (via the-secrets-behind-the-covers)

Fuck You Ruined My Picture: A Fun Collaborative Drawing Game

gxesio:

Supplies Needed:

  • 1 drawing or writing utensil
  • 1  thing to draw on (must be mobile enough to rotate and have 2+ angles)
  • 2+ players (You can have as many as the thing you’re drawing on has angles)

Rules:

  1. Each player picks an angle of the canvas
  2. One player (doesn’t matter who) scribbles a vague random shape on the playing field
  3. Each player looks at the scribble and thinks to themselves what the scribble kinda looks like from their angle.
  4. Players take turns adding one thing to the drawing that will make it look more like what they think it looks like. Players must only look at the drawing from their own angle. (“One thing” is open to interprettation.)
  5. The game ends when no players can think of anything more they could add to make the drawing look any more like what they want it to look like.
  6. Each player, one at a time, presents their angle of the drawing to the rest of the players and explains what it is, and what each little detail of the drawing is. 
  7. The “winner” if you want to have one is whoever’s angle looks the most like what they say it looks like, with the least things unexplained. Sometimes this is also just the funniest angle because of what the other player’s additions have turned the drawing into.

The fun of the game is watching the other players draw things onto your drawing and having to think about how to incorporate it. Sometimes one person might draw a circle as a nose on their angle, and then the next person draws another so it’s a pair of eyes for their angle, but then the next person draws a third to make it the buttons of a jacket. Now the first person’s angle has three noses! 

An infamous game among my circle of friends was when I had drawn a jellyfish catching its prey, but turned upside down it became a ladybug stabbing itself in the face. 

This game originated when two of my friends had only one pencil and they both wanted to draw. They decided to take turns using it to draw on the same paper, and it quickly became a game we’ve been playing and spreading for years. 

"But this wasn't your fault! This was a miscarriage of justice! Justice has totally missed the carriage!"


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